Then I saw a load of side missions unlocked and I started over again. Where were my oddly-timed codec conversations about how Jack met Rose? Why didn't I have to climb a giant ladder while an acapella version of the theme faintly played in the background? Why didn't a man that was clearly in disguise reveal his true identity by taking off his sunglasses? I'd heard it was short before I booted it up, but I don't think I knew how short. I was so disappointed the first time I saw the credits roll in Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time. Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives.
